Collaborative performance with Harry Palmer, Intershop2/suedstattsued, Karlsruhe; first tour on 01/07/04.

As itinerant art critics and curators, we offer guided tours through a secret artscape of Karlsruhe-Suedstadt, where we identify as yet uncontextualised works of public art in most unexpected places. 'We are here to help!': wherever your Performative Guides drop their red carpet tiles to stand up on, an ad-libbed, intervention-packed discourse on contemporary art practice and theory ensues – opinionated, sometimes esoteric but always well-informed.